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me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life
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oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
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The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs
obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission
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u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
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